Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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