There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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