Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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