yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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