Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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