at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Is Oprah even human
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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