a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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