it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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