I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Also, beer. Big fan.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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