I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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