I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
