So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
my phone needs a breathalizer
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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