You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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