dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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