Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize
