You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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