the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I need to calm my uterus...
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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