He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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