that's an acceptable place to lick
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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