I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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