am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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