Small penises have feelings too.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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