I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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