My nipple is on Facebook.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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