Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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