Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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