problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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