Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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