But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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