Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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