Dual....:-)
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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