I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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