Duck Duck Cougar?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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