Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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