Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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