batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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