How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Randomize
