i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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