I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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