Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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