I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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