My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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