theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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