Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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