I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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