hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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