I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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