hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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