yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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