You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
